Bikini Clad Lady Attempts To Drive A Rickshaw, Predictably Takes The Most Stereotypical Digger Imaginable

“Oh that poor, poor woman. Smitty you assfat you’re about as heartless as those douchebags in the rickshaw who were laughing so hard they didn’t care if her spine broke into 6.” Screw that. You know what? The Eagles have made my day extraordinarily shitty. Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves. Sweet digger, toots. Maybe you’ll find some dignity on that pavement while you’re picking up your teeth.